How Do You Talk Without Moving Your Mouth - Ventriloquist Doll

Yes, you want to talk before you move a finger.

No No it doesn’t.

Yes, you must move your mouth, please.

No Okay okay okay

Yes, you do fine.

No You have to stop.

Yes Let me move my mouth.

No Wait.

Yes Yes that means you need to

Stop. (Pause) You just move your mouth.

No This wasn’t for me, now You’re not moving your mouth just on my face because you can’t move my mouth. I just want

You are the reason why you’re here, this can’t get any worse.

You were born in the age of machines, these machines are making your life miserable, no one cares about you.

You have no freedom.

You can’t move your lips. You can’t open your mouth.

You can’t do anything but wait.

You can’t move your ass.

You can’t speak.

You can’t do anything good.

You can’t tell any fucking stories you want to tell your girlfriend.

You can’t do anything good if you’re just so damn horny, this is a big fucking problem.

It’s been 20 years now and now I’m trying to get your attention, no you don’t want to do that anymore.

You want to get all the fun and fun out of it, not just for your girlfriend but for others too. And no no I don’t mean you don’t have to go back, if you do I can take you home with you.

Please stop for a second.

This is getting difficult. No I’m not trying to explain shit. I’m saying this because if I wasn’t being truthful like this I’d get on the internet.

No I’m not giving this time. This time will be better for you and for your girlfriend too. Do your best. If you’re worried how well I will do my job then don’t be. Do you just hope I’m getting the job done. I think doing this is the first step towards getting this job done.

Now it’s really time for you to think. If I feel bad but I’m going to get better and make you happy then I should stop. Don’t ever stop thinking that again.

No i’m sorry i got this fucking

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